February 2012
144 posts
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Walk around the club with your thumb in your mouth. Put my dick in. Take your thumb out.
I just want some Denny’s or iHop.
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thatirishbastard:
I don’t even care anymore.
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Oh. And ...
I still hate the Titanic. Why are they bringing it back to theaters?
I always bitch about this show:
Here’s my monthly bitching about Teen Mom 2
Chelsea keeps going back to Adam. She’s dumb.
Jenelle is just stupid. The bitch went to rehab for marijuana. That’s just stupid. I don’t care what anyone says. That’s the first time ever I’ve ever heard someone going to rehab for marijuana.
Kaylynn. I just … no. I don’t care.
Leah. You were the one I...
Watchbazookamonster:
BYU Students on African Americans
Damn, BYU is hella ignorant.
Damn. Even the ACTUAL black guy ….
Future child: What did you do when you were my age?
Me: ....
Don't say talked to strangers on the internet
Don't say obsessed about gay fictional characters
Don't say fanfiction
Don't say sobbed over celebrities
Future child: Mommy?
Me: We searched for airports.
Well then, damn. I didn’t know that male circumcision post even had notes.
I should really just make a blog dedicated to K-POP. Cause that’s all I wanna do right now. Spam the fuck out of some Big Bang.
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Excuse me while I go cry.
I really expect more men to have an opinion on male circumcision. Every time that debate is brought up on my dash, it’s abunch of girls arguing about it.
iwasacivilian replied to your post: replied to your post: Had a dream about Charles…
not sure if sarcasm
None at all. I imagined you saying it in a blunt tone which made me laugh because it does sound like I did drugs before I went to sleep.
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Oh boy.
I didn’t know you could move tags. What? I feel like I just found a pot of gold.
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replied to your post: Had a dream about Charles Manson last night who…
drugs
oh my god.
Had a dream about Charles Manson last night who then somehow turned into some other actor, I can’t remember his name. Zooey Deschanel happened to be his wife. They came to live with my boyfriend and I. Then they tried to kill us. But I ended up killing both of them. It was weird.
I really feel like puff coat jackets aren’t necessary in Florida.
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cosmo tip #186
expertcosmotips:
buy a pizza
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Big Bang's MV will be revealed on SBS tomorrow...
dushevka:
via @SBSPD
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All the time in porn
Guy: You like this cock?
Girl: Yeah.
Guy: Yeah?
Girl: Yeahhhh.
Guy: Yeahhhhh?
Girl: Yeahhhhhh.
Guy: Yeahhhhhhhhhh?
Girl: Yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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TaeYang loves black people.
At least we can all smile about that.
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Jenny Hyun is fucking ridiculous.
But it makes me so happy to see that so many people of other races going off about her as well.
Fuck you Jenny Hyun. You can take your apology and shove it up your ass.
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I remember my brother’s wife broke down to me how Dragon Ball was actually a demonic show.
I would explain every thing she said, but I pretty much tuned her out. Needless to say, her kids aren’t allowed to watch it.
The only thing I saw evil about that show was Vegeta’s hair line.
And the fact that my brother has a similar hair line.
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I used to watch Johnny Bravo ...
hoping some type of sex scene would appear.
I was a perverted little girl.
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I’m biting my tongue so hard right now it’s bleeding.